Me n' Mates

Me: *Opens Lucozade ES*
Gemma: *Opens Red Bull ES*
Me: Ugh.. this is minging
Everyone: Pass it here
Me: O.o ok.
Zara: Ew.. *drinks it* ahh thats minging
Aimee: Here pass it. *drinks* Pure minging.
Louise: Ooft! disgusting..
Me: I know, which is why i'm gonna drink it in 1 go.
Gemma: Should've got Red Bull
Me: Yeah, but this makes me more hyper. *Drinks it in 1 go* ew..
*5mins later im hyper*
Aimee: *Puts mad music* Lyrics: I, am not, a whore *She sings along*
Me: *I sing along*
Aimee: Lol.
Mirian(IDK how to spell name but i think this is right lol) : Yeah!
Me: YEAH!
Mirian: Yeah!!!
Me: YEAH BOIII
Mirian: XD She's pure funny (she said that to other person)
Aimee: Shut up ya goon.
Me: MAKE ME XD
Everyone: OOOOOOH
Aimee: Lol, wat? Wanna say that to my face?
Me: *Stares at her and sings* I, am not, a whore, but Aimee is.
Gemma: Lmao!
Zara: Omg!
Mirian: Lol omg
*10mins later we get off bus*
Aimee: Here Milan (wont say name(D)) wait out the bus and we'll fight!
Me: LMFAO (she was joking btw)
Aimee: Wat, wat wanna fight? XD
Me: C'mon then! XD
*Inside*
Aimee: *Grabs her T-Shirt and hits me with it* AAAHHHH!
Me: O.o *throws a pen at her* lol XD
Aimee: lmao you ran in the showers, switch it on.
Me: *Switches it on.. screams and runs*
Aimee: omg xD
Me: Freaky lol
Aimee: AHH!
Me: O.o...*she grabs me* LMFAO GET OFF ME, YOU CANT SHAG ME
*Everyone stares and laughs*

More storys later.. lol.

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*gets popcorn *

i got a story! these are from yesterday (Tuesday)

*In Drama and teacher finishes talking*
Me: THATS ALL YOU NEED TO DO XD
Gemma: lmao 1, 2, 3,
Me: 4, 5, 6
Gemma: i say 1 you say 2 then i say 3 XD
Me: I know! .. 1
*We keep saying it and we burst out laughing*
*Teacher talks again*
Me: Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
Gemma: Lol, *claps hands*
Me: *Sings* If your happy and you know it clap your hands! *Claps*
Gemma: LMAO *Claps hands*
Zara: What is this a dance? lol
Aimee: Lmao Zara its the cheesy dance
Me: NO CHICKEN LEG *does chicken leg dance*
*Teacher stares at me and i didnt notice then everyone giggles*
Me: O.o
Aimee: Bald, bald!
Me: BALD BALD, IT BURNS!!!
Teacher: If you act like this one more time i'll send you outside
Me: Sorry, i'm really sorry. I'll be good
Zara, Gemma & Aimee: LMAO!! XD
Me: Forgive me lol xD

*After gym class*
Teacher: Go sit in the bus
ME: ok *walks to my friends* ... hi Debbie whats up my nigger!
Debbie: Thats not nice lol
Me: SPEAK THE TRUTH BLACK WOMEN AND NO IM NOT RACIST I JUST LIKE TO ACT CRAZI
Gemma: Racist! lol
*10mins later*
Me: Oh sh*t the teacher XD
Teacher:Gemma, Debbie it's been 10mins and everyone is on the bus, Milan (STILL NOT SAYIGN NAME (D)) why are you here i told you to sit in the bus 10mins ago it because of you we're late
Me: How's it my fault some people are still here (D)
Teacher: DONT GET CHEEKY WITH ME NOW YOU, GEMMA AND DEBBIE GO SIT IN THE BUS
Me: (Damn chill out crazy broad)
*Me and Gemma kept laughing when the teacher was behind us, but we tried to not laugh XD*
*We sat in the bus*
Zara: Omg the teachers were asking where youse all were. She said "Oh there're probley in the toilets tarting themselfs up"
Gemma: Omg the prostiture bitch!
Me: BITCH >__> She cant get some is all... :O Mirian
Mirian: WHATS UP MY BOI
Me: NOTHIN MUCH MY BROTHA *we high five each other and shake hands at the same time*

*Today (Wednsday)

*I come in late in Geography class*
Teacher: Milan, why are you late?
Me: Slept in
Teacher: Okay, sit down
Me: =0
Zara: Omg milan you missed the funny arguement
Me: Lol what happened
Gemma: Ellie is what happened
Me: ELLIE CUT YOUR HAIR NOONE CAN SEE THRU YOUR BUSHY HAIR THE TEACHERS DONT WANT TO SHAG YOU
Gemma & Zara: LMFAO!
*Teacher puts on a movie*
Zara: its the rollercoaster *stomache rumbles*
Me: Lmao!
Zara: OMG IM TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE LMFAO >.>'
*We both kept on laughing*
Me: *Laughing quietly so much*
Zara: * laughing & she snorted by accident*
Me: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gemma: LMAO MILAN & ZARA
Teacher: Whats so funny the whole class heard your outburst laugh
*We couldnt answer cause we were laughing so much tears came outta our eyes and we couldnt breath*

fuk da teacher

yea!

*On Friday*

Me: Uhh wanna go out to eat.
Debbie: Yeah
Kanita: Naw man i havent got money on me.
Me: I'll buy you one.
Kanita: Nah you don't need to.
Me: You sure?
Kanita: Aye i'll just chill in school.
Debbie: No, come with us!
Me: Lol.

*We're walking*
Me: I only skipped 30mins of English, we had a fag
Debbie: Kanita, Milan smokes too.
Kanita: What! STOP SMOKING YAR
Me: ... No xD
Kanita: *Walks to me* I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF I EVER SEE YOU SMOKING
Me: LMAO ok ok ok

*In the chippie*
Kanita: She's a legend
Debbie: Lol.
Me: Who?
Kanita: You are
Me: Lol, how?
Kanita: Cause i said.

*We walk out*
Me: There's Nelly and Iona
Nelly: Bell hang ages ago
Kanita: Oh fuck
Debbie: Why you running?
Kanita: MTA!
*Debbie and Kanita walk off*
Me: Wait for me!
Nelly: Oh, can i have a penny sweet?
Me: Quick!
Iona: Lol, sorry xD
Me: *Runs*

*Kanita on the phone to her BF John*
Kanita: Fast or slow?
Me: BOTH BABY
Debbie: OMG LOL
Kanita: *Slaps my head*
Me: Ow!